JOHN WILKES TOOTH & THE PLAQUE ASSASSINS is:
Guitar, Vocals - Jordan Maiers
Guitar - Luke O'Neil
Bass - Cody Sakry
Drums - Mark Peterson
we tied for 2nd place in this year's talent show with Metallica's "Fade to Black."
None of us by any means think that this is amazing. We put this together with 2 band practices in a matter of 2 or 3 weeks. I am fully aware that the drumming doesn't sound like Ulrich and isn't all that great. If you would like to tell me that I suck like the 100 other people that have, I guess that's what comment boxes are for. Regardless, we all did a decent job. And seriously, it's a high school talent show, not a Metallica cover band. HATERS GON' HATE. It's funny to us when you say the drummer sucks; also, it's exceptionally funny when you tell us that your band is better, that he's playing everything wrong, and REALLY funny when you post a drum cover of this song as a video reply and it sounds like you're hitting pots and pans with a broken broomstick handle. 7 year old spelling and lots of swears is the icing on the cake. With that said, troll away!
Also, the whole cargo shorts thing wasn't planned, and we all realize now how goony it looks.