KATNISS vs HERMIONE: Princess Rap Battle (Molly C. Quinn & Whitney Avalon)

▶ Get cool perks + support my work: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon▶ "Even Potter knows I'm hotter" shirts: http://whitneyavalon.spreadshirt.com▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/katniss-vs.-hermione-princess/id1061801722▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/34hFLmt6cmaLm56so4MpEgWhen the Goblet of Fire selects the ‘girl on fire,’ Hermione (Molly C. Quinn) takes on Katniss (Whitney Avalon) in a book-babe brawl.Press/business: [email protected] to Level Up, who helped make this video possible! (Code no longer active.)** CREDITS **Writer/Producer/Director/Katniss: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.comWriter/Producer/Director/Editor: Steve Gossett http://twitter.com/thestevegossettHermione: Molly C. Quinn http://twitter.com/mollyquinn93Harry: Chase Fein http://chasefein.comRon: Evin Michaels http://twitter.com/evinmichaelsPeeta: John Robert Keena https://www.instagram.com/realjrk/Gale: Cole Gerdes http://instagram.com/colegerdesDumbledore: Thomas Stiver Effie: Taryn Southern http://youtube.com/TarynSouthernCinematographer: Peyton Skelton1st Assistant Camera: Bianca Bahena2nd AC/Data Tech: Vanessa WardComposer: Ryan Elder http://ryaneldermusic.comMake-up/Hair: Patty Jarvis, Rebecca Lee CastroCostume Designer: Sarah JeanneProd. Coordinator: Cate Cundiff, Leia CrawfordProd. Designer: Paul BianchiStaff Writer/Asst. to Producers: Michael Sullivan Key Grip: Kevin NieliwockiGaffer: Gio KnoxGrip: Billy Brenner, Jim Sabo, Jim Burzelic1st AD/Puppeteer: T.C. DeWittBTS Cam/Stills: Candace Lauren OstlerVFX Supervisor: Brad ClapperSound Designer: Shannon DeanePlayback: Alex FrewWigs: Laura RichardsAsst. to Producers: Clare LoughranPA: Elizabeth Osterwisch, Dan Braswell, Reera YooPA/Craft Service: Diane MusselmanCultural Consultants: Gary Scullion, Nick Acott Archery Advisor: Kaitlin KellySpecial Thanks: Chris Schmidt, Evelyn Torres, Jamie Chandler, Mareena D’Angelo** #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE LYRICS **K: I’m Katniss and I can’t miss, I’m the fastest, you can’t catch thisMake a last wish – gonna need three cannons for this hat trickSo sick of your schtick, all I do is win, ya nitpickThat’s why I’m the hero and you’re just a sidekickPathetic and predictable – I’m hot on your trailCoulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?I bet with wands drawn, he’s still just a yawnWith performances worse than Michael GambonGot a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let’s probe deeperNever played quidditch but you know I’m a keeperYou must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappearWho wants to kick this witch’s ass? Hmm… I volunteer!H: Oh, there’ll be no trouble ‘cause on stage you struggleI’ll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish MuggleI’ll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostituteWho thinks she’s so cute with her Girl Scout saluteJust a tribute, can’t decide which guy’s sweeterShare your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with PeetaHow does it help the poor to start a civil war?Your story’s a bore, why don’t you plagiarize more?It’s been done before, ask DumbledoreIt’s Battle Royale set in 1984And furthermore if you’re keeping score that’s five more points for GRYFFINDOR!K: I’ll drill this dentists’ daughter here in her alma mater‘bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows I’m hotterI stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocksFor this Riddle, second fiddle, you’re the Watson to his SherlockTurn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tockOdds ever in my favor ‘cause you rap like an AvoxShock the mic like a wire, you’ll fry and die on a pyre‘cause you’re gonna get burned by the girl on fire!H: On fire? Oh! Just like your dadOr the hospital you visited to film a quick adI’ve got the cortex to ace my subjectsI got that bad blood while you run with rejectsThese coal miner rednecks need reality checksYou’re just another pawn in the military complexA fashion figurehead for the underfedBrilliant, you survived! But Rue’s still dead.K: The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smartsStep to the Mockingjay you’ll end up with scar marksIt’s like you’re hijacked, you’re mental, deliriousWe find it funny, but you’re dead SiriusI’m the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrowMr. Snow and his whole freaking reality showLittle miss perfect, though what’s truly twistedOn your parents’ happiest day they forgot you existedH: I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this bitchHey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich?Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames don’t existSo-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kissI sling unforgettable verses like unforgivable cursesWhat’s worse is your universe isn’t immersiveYour glory’s only temporary, your country is a mortuaryNext on your itinerary: kill yourself, eat the berries** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **