QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH: Princess Rap Battle (Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon) *explicit*
#Wonderland and #Oz face off again in this villainous #PrincessRapBattle!▶ Sponsored by https://www.dresseswithpockets.com/prb – over 10,000 items from yoga pants to wedding gowns, all with pockets!▶ Join the club that makes these videos possible: http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2wBw4KYcV7hwnqN2JW665z (also on iTunes, Amazon, etc.)The Wicked Witch of the West (Whitney Avalon) lands in the Queen of Hearts’ (Alyssa Preston) rose garden to start a ruckus.Press/licensing/business: [email protected]** CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Wicked Witch: Whitney Avalon https://instagram.com/whitneyavalonWriter, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett https://instagram.com/thestevegossettQueen of Hearts: Alyssa Preston https://instagram.com/alyssamprestonKing of Hearts: Ben Giroux https://instagram.com/BenGirouxWinkie Guards: Aidan Ryder https://instagram.com/aidanryder & Dotan Ryder https://www.instagram.com/dotanryderAlice: Emily KinneyMad Hatter: Ryan McCartanTweedles: Jason Rogel & Reggie De LeonAssoc. Producer: Jim SaboCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonProd. Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischComposer: Dirty Hollywood1st Asst. Dir.: T.C. De WittMake-Up/Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee CastroMake-Up/Hair: Deidra Castro, Nicole MoroniWig Stylist: Patty JarvisCostume Designer: Isabel MandujanoSet Costumer: Elena FloresProd. Designer: Justin MulcahyArt Dept.: Jonathan Theriault, Eleanor Goodall, Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam BillitzerAsst. Editor: Kate WestExec. Asst.: Caroline Sharp1st Asst. Camera: Adam Lippert2nd Asst. Camera/DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing: Billy BrennerKey Grip: Ariq Hannan, Chaz MooreGaffer: Nick StreetCraft Service: Candace OstlerBTS, 2nd Unit Camera: Merlin ShowalterPlayback: Michael J. EpsteinPAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Spankie Valentine, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Sienkowski, Jim BurzelicMix/Master: Will HamptonSound Designer: Shannon DeaneVFX: John Huffnagle, Brad ClapperSpecial Thanks: Barbara and Jim Sabo Sr.** LYRICS **Begone Adele Dazeem, I’m a head-taking machineChop so many necks, call me the Guillotine QueenI’ll make you walk the green mile and roast ya, Salem-styleHere’s the lesson: court’s in session and I do love a trialGet this straight, the heart wants what it wantsI’m not a dunce and unlike you I do my own stuntsYou might be okay at croquet but you’ll fall just the same‘Cause I’m a master with a mallet and I’ve never lost a gameYou’re too concerned with shoes to stop a homesick chick?This toothpick on a broomstick can’t handle the thiccAll ways are my ways, so I make the lawsWith a verdict and my boot I’ll kick your narrow ass to OzI’m the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the west, ha!You wish you could be like me but bish I’m the best, ha!‘Cause I’m the meanest, the keenest, gonna upset the queenestBrighter than the Emerald City because I’m certainly the greenestThey tried to keep me down but instead I have arisenI overthrew the land and transformed Oz into a prisonThe wizard was a con man so weaklings gave him loyaltyBut I can fly, so I defy both gravity and royaltyA woman with real power not a windbag liar dickheadNow Oz and Broadway recognize the one who’s truly wickedYa got your own itty bitty pity committeeYou can run, you can hide, but I’ll get you my prettyYeah I got a little mister. But what happened to her sister?Right, she became a basement in the midst of a twisterI’m a slayer and a player, momma heart gets paidWearing diamonds in the club while your monkeys get spayedThis punk-ass needs a punchin’, you’re more sloppy than a luncheonWith a bunch of fucking Munchkins who are too damn drunk to functionWe’re the original dreamland, you imposters can suck it, ‘causeWonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck withWonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck withThis battle was a slaughter, Elphie’s melting cause I’m hotterThis hag is hashtag thirsty. Here, have a cup of water!In a second they’ll be singing “ding dong, the witch is dead”By order of the Queen OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!This brat’s got a temper, now she’s folding under pressure‘Cause she’s screaming bloody murder while I’m smiling like a CheshireYou’re losing the beat, you might need a pacemakerDon’t you mess around with me, ‘cause I'm a heartbreakerI’ve got the powers and the flowers to KO your whole teamI got them pop pop poppies, night night have a nice dreamYou think this is a game? Tell these cards I ain’t playin’Cut the deck like it’s a check and wreck this trumped-up queen I’m slayin’You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, I’ll make a motherfucking sceneLike the hulk without the bulk, it ain’t easy being greenLike the roses that you keep what you sow is what you reapI’m the doom on a broom and this has been a clean sweep** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **If you're seeing this, comment “This is wicked great!” below.